Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
September 22nd 2014, marks the 20th anniversary of the premiere of FRIENDS.HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, FRIENDS!
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.