My mom just sent me this and it’s my new favorite picture.


if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.


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this is the best post on this website

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 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

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Musical theatre people be like

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TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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nobody was on my level when it came to harry potter seven years ago today i actually set up camp in my bathroom with snacks and water and finished the last book in less than 10 hours and the reason it was in my bathroom was so that when i needed to pee i only had to walk 4 steps to the toilet. it was not a game to me