anal sex never killed anyone
It’s the year 2109. Glee hasn’t been canceled yet. They’re singing their 437th version of Don’t Stop Believing tonight.
#I’ll still be here (via blatinas)
Animals Growing Up
"The Most Dramatic Rendition of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" You’ll Ever Hear"
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was not it
goldfish now offers a customized “gift bag” where you can upload your own photos and text and choose what color goldish you want and order it. for $14.94 i could own these blue and purple danny devito goldfish and i think that’s beautiful. capitalism is amazing.
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.